Do you love the IRS?
By the power of GOD, country, and the vibrations of bald eagles we do too.
We have a mighty powerful love for the COMPLETE LACK OF BIAS and UNEQUIVOCALLY EQUAL nature of tax collection in general.
After all, how could our nation survive without us all paying $750 to the government whenever we felt like it?
If you feel the same PATRIOTIC BLOOD LUST that we do, you should buy one of our shirts to show your support!